The 2024 Chastel Samson J’Suis Blanc Comme Un Cul is a wine that refuses to go unnoticed. Its cheeky name—literally translating to “I’m White as a Bum”—sets the tone for a bottle that blends playfulness with real winemaking quality. Chastel Samson has built a reputation in the Rhône for crafting expressive, terroir-driven wines that combine authenticity with personality, and this cuvée is no exception.
Made from carefully selected southern Rhône white varieties, this 2024 vintage delivers a wine that bursts with freshness yet shows depth and texture. Expect a dazzling pale golden hue in the glass, followed by aromas of citrus blossom, white peach, and crisp pear. On the palate, the wine offers layers of citrus zest, stone fruits, and a subtle mineral backbone, with a lively acidity that keeps everything refreshing. Unlike many simple whites, J’Suis Blanc Comme Un Cul has genuine structure and mouthfeel, making it a wine that’s as fun as it is serious.
This wine was made with gatherings in mind—perfect for long lunches, aperitifs, or pairing with Mediterranean-inspired dishes. Its playful branding makes it a conversation starter, but its polished winemaking ensures it stands tall against far more expensive French whites. The 2024 vintage is exceptionally bright and precise thanks to an ideal growing season that delivered balanced fruit and vibrant aromatics.
Tasting Notes
Bright golden hue. Aromas of citrus blossom, pear, and peach. Crisp palate with lemon zest, white peach, and minerality. Lively acidity and refreshing finish.
Perfect Pairings
Grilled sea bass, shellfish platters, goat cheese salads, chicken with lemon and thyme.
Vineyard & Terroir
From Rhône vineyards with clay-limestone soils that preserve freshness and minerality. Sustainable vineyard practices highlight purity of fruit.
Accolades
Chastel Samson wines are gaining recognition across Europe for bold branding and authentic quality.
Why We Like It
It’s cheeky, memorable, and brilliantly made—a fun label wrapped around a serious, refreshing Rhône white.
